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2004 Democratic Convention Agenda - Boston, MA

6:00 p.m. - Opening flag-burning ceremony
6:05 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev.
Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton
6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbara Streisand
6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France
7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund
7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany
7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:30 pm. - Terrorist appeasement workshop
9:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony
(threesomes, mixed and same sex)
Rep. Barney Frank(D - Mass.), Sponsor

* Intermission *

10:00 p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss
10:20 p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:55 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN
11:00 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop
11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally
11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:00 a.m. - Nomination of democratic candidate

Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the convention?
threadbare
How did I know Hillary's name would come up? Someone proposed yesterday that she drives the neocons wild because she's so sexy, or some such fantasy. I say, they don't like her because she's smarter than them, twice as devious, and three or four times more manly.
Butterfield 8
yeah. good. vote for Bush/ Cheney. enjoy the next twenty years of servitude. I'll wave at you from Canada
mksloth
QUOTE (Butterfield 8 @ Jul 2 2004, 11:35 PM)
yeah. good. vote for Bush/ Cheney. enjoy the next twenty years of servitude. I'll wave at you from Canada

now, now, be nice both of youse - threadbare and butterfield!! smile.gif

Bearman's post is actually a repost of something that has made the email rounds my way at least twice in the last 6 months. As a joke. Of course it's lame. But it certainly isn't his...

purdymouth
REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE CONVENTION SCHEDULE
New York, NY

6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Fallwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment
7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner.
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children
8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: The government of the future
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' That Man"
9:10 PM EPA Address #2: Trees: The real cause of forest fires
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second prayer led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy
10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare.
10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of Black Republicans
10:46 PM Seminar #3: Education: a drain on our nation's economy.
11:10 PM Hillary Clinton Piņata
11:20 PM Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: Evolutionists: The dangerous new cult
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again.
11:35 PM Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself
12:00 PM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord
mksloth
Wasn't there supposed to be a slot for the guy from the 700 club (forget his name)? Must have been one of those splinter threads on the RNC... :-)
Grand Poopercycle
Guffawing aside, still not a dime's worth of difference between the two.
Both firmly committed to globalism and multiculturalism.
Not sure which is more hilarious/sad:
-Religious conservatives who believe Bush gives 'a damn' ohmy.gif about their
issues.
or....
-Old lefties who think the Demopublican side of the coin actually gives
'a shit' rolleyes.gif about the average American citizen.
lb
QUOTE (Grand Poopercycle @ Jul 7 2004, 12:15 PM)
Guffawing aside, still not a dime's worth of difference between the two.
Both firmly committed to globalism and multiculturalism.
Not sure which is more hilarious/sad:
-Religious conservatives who believe Bush gives 'a damn' ohmy.gif about their
issues.
or....
-Old lefties who think the Demopublican side of the coin actually gives
'a shit' rolleyes.gif about the average American citizen.

You got it G. Poop. Not a dimes worth.

The job of whoever gets the seat is to cram the corporate/military/wall street agenda up the asses of the masses with one hand and wave the flag with the other.
bontchev
QUOTE (Grand Poopercycle @ Jul 7 2004, 12:15 PM)
-Religious conservatives who believe Bush gives 'a damn' ohmy.gif about their issues.

Actually, I think that Dubya honestly believes in what he's saying. I mean, he's stupid enough to do so.

Regards,
Vesselin
lb
QUOTE (bontchev @ Jul 8 2004, 05:36 AM)
QUOTE (Grand Poopercycle @ Jul 7 2004, 12:15 PM)
-Religious conservatives who believe Bush gives 'a damn' ohmy.gif  about their issues.

Actually, I think that Dubya honestly believes in what he's saying. I mean, he's stupid enough to do so.

Regards,
Vesselin


Caligula honestly believed what he was saying also.

That is the scariest part. Give me a lying sack of crap like Bill C. any day.
Grand Poopercycle
QUOTE (bontchev @ Jul 8 2004, 09:36 AM)
QUOTE (Grand Poopercycle @ Jul 7 2004, 12:15 PM)
-Religious conservatives who believe Bush gives 'a damn' ohmy.gif  about their issues.

Actually, I think that Dubya honestly believes in what he's saying. I mean, he's stupid enough to do so.

Regards,
Vesselin

Bush believes in saying what he believes will help him politically-
like 99%(at least) of all other politicians.
And the man is not stupid(a piss-poor speaker, yes)-saying so
gives a pass to both him and his critics.
Of course, if we're gonna just go with stupidity, then let's also
admit that what results from our allegedly elite higher education
institutions is stupidity-the man has two Ivy League degrees. But
then we'd have to agree that nearly all of the pontifications of
the academic elite who reside there-nearly all of whom range from
liberal to radical-personify stupidity as well.And that gets rather
close to the bulk of political commentary(liberal-to-radical) on this
board as well.
shorty
Jilted but still sexy VP wanna-be Hillary Rodham describes the huge bowl of ice cream she ate to console herself, as seen by the enormous bulge in her tummy.
shorty
Meanwhile, the happy couple exchange vows:
shorty
The shy young bride hesitates before the nuptial kiss:
shorty
But after an impressively skillful smooch from hubby, excitedly puckers up for more:
shorty
The crowd applauds and wishes the newlyweds well:
shorty
They hurry off to their secret honeymoon locale:
shorty
But are caught on film by a paparazzi, walking arm-in-arm after their consummation.
ShitEatingGrinner
QUOTE
And that gets rather
close to the bulk of political commentary(liberal-to-radical) on this
board as well.




That's true. Any comments that don't agree with mine are stupid. wink2.gif
Grand Poopercycle
QUOTE (ShitEatingGrinner @ Jul 9 2004, 05:01 AM)
QUOTE
And that gets rather
close to the bulk of political commentary(liberal-to-radical) on this
board as well.




That's true. Any comments that don't agree with mine are stupid. wink2.gif

Now you're coming around!
purdymouth
Stay inside: The Republicans are coming
Hurricane GOP
http://villagevoice.com/issues/0428/memo.php

Wow. It's now becoming clear the extent to which the Republican hyper-fascists will lock down NYC. The GOP convention is going to be quite an eye opener to anyone who hasn't figured out the freedom and civil liberties busting MO of the Republican party.

Republicans: The "Freedom" Party

ph34r.gif ph34r.gif ph34r.gif

sad.gif sad.gif sad.gif

And this is only a tiny taste of what's to come!
depends
QUOTE (shorty @ Jul 8 2004, 03:43 PM)
But are caught on film by a paparazzi, walking arm-in-arm after their consummation.

Shorty - did you see this one? ohmy.gif
sherlock_online
QUOTE (depends @ Jul 11 2004, 11:20 AM)
QUOTE (shorty @ Jul 8 2004, 03:43 PM)
But are caught on film by a paparazzi, walking arm-in-arm after their consummation.

Shorty - did you see this one? ohmy.gif

Depends, shame on you! That video was a pure garbage manipulation of the
real photos. It may seem funny to some, but it also reflects the strong
religious right anti-gay sentiments.

To allude that Kerry-Edwards are gay is only a thinly disguised attempt to discredit them.

Damnation! If "they" can't come up with something better than that,
then the Bush-Cheney team is in a world of hurt!
And its also dangerous territory since Cheney's daughter is openly gay.

What is this overwhelming OBSESSION with sex in our culture?
G-d put that function into every creature on Earth, yet we as a society act
like its something dangerous and forbidden unless strictly controlled.
Tell that to the Birds and the Bees!

Geez, some days I wish I were just a butterfly!!!!


Sherlock
depends
QUOTE (sherlock_online @ Jul 11 2004, 02:19 PM)
Depends, shame on you! That video was a pure garbage manipulation of the real photos ...

Sherlock - Sorry. Expect more of the same and
when found the links will get dragged in here.

Right now it's open season on any pollcat.

Give shorty equal time, though! tongue.gif
Butterfield 8
cheney will never make it to the oonvention. He is under indictment, for heaven's sake.




http://www.capitolhillblue.com/artman/publ...icle_4806.shtml
sherlock_online
QUOTE (depends @ Jul 11 2004, 03:16 PM)
QUOTE (sherlock_online @ Jul 11 2004, 02:19 PM)
Depends, shame on you!  That video was a pure garbage manipulation of the real photos ...

Sherlock - Sorry. Expect more of the same and
when found the links will get dragged in here.

Right now it's open season on any pollcat.

Give shorty equal time, though! tongue.gif

Depends, I have long had an admiration for Ralph Nadar.
His Consumer Advocacy and his war in that arena have been impressive.

My sentiments also align with the Libertarian view, most strongly I supprt
Rep Ron Paul who is a Republican.

But how do we, as a nation, get back to those principles?

Each President chooses the people who will run his administration. (Many people
confuse these appointees with the base of Civil Servants who actually conduct
the operationing, day to day functioning of the gov't.) The appointees of the
current administration have not shown competence and more importantly,
they have even attacked/reduced those dedicated Civil Servants that we need.

I cite the measures introduced by this administration to shift much of the gov't
functions into the private sector. I have only to recall how Halliburton was
selected to provide support services to the Military. Not only did they overcharge,
they also failed to provide the desired services. Under the old ways, the Military
prepared hot meals, decent food for their troops and they built and maintained
adequate housing for the environment. This is all gone. Halliburton was supposed
to build Quanset Huts for our troops to protect them from the environment (heat,
winds of sand blasts, etc.) They made excuses. The Military and their Civilian
Civil Service fellows would not have made excuses, it would simply be done.

The political misjudgments on the needs of support for our military have been
evident across several administrations. So, Yes, both political parties have
been at fault.

Today, we have a wild-eyed, corporate paid-for administration in control.
Step #1 is to get them out of office. Abrahms, Secy of Energy, failed to get
reelected here in MI, yet he was given that most important high post.
Tom Ridge, couldn't deal with the Drug Problem so they put him in charge of
National Security. What the hell is going on?

I strongly agee that a 3rd Party is needed, but now is not the time.
The first objective is to get those neo-cons (Repubs) out of power.
Second objective is to change the balance of power in Congress.
We are currently totally Republican: White House, Senate, House.
Few people seem to be focused on the need to change the reps of Senate/House.

In another day, I might vote for Ralph Nadar, but not this time.
The overall change required is just too serious to risk letting Bushies win again.

I have no confidence/information on who a Nadar Administation would appoint
to those key Cabinet positions, to run the top agencies of the gov't.
I have no confidence in Nadar as a person capable of international negotiations.
Please tell me what Nadar can do vs simply dumping the Bushies via Kerry.

I have never ever been so concerned about the future of my country.
Help me to understand where the "better future lies,"

Sherlock
P.S. TASERS appear to be KILLING people. even if not, do YOU wanna be zapped?







ShitEatingGrinner
QUOTE
I strongly agee that a 3rd Party is needed, but now is not the time.
The first objective is to get those neo-cons (Repubs) out of power.
Second objective is to change the balance of power in Congress.
We are currently totally Republican: White House, Senate, House.
Few people seem to be focused on the need to change the reps of Senate/House.


No, no, no. Vote for Bush. Creative Destruction is coming. The end of the Empire is at hand. There is no way possible to get back to those principles(Libertarian) because they never existed. The U.S. has been an empire and has behaved like an empire since its inception. Manifest Destiny is as emperial a policy as they come. Perhaps some series of events in the future might prepare an environment where these principles can be realized. But only if you vote for Bush. A facist crackdown is the only thing that might anger and awaken people enough to overthrow the velvety chains of their pleasant, TV-addled slavery. Go Bush-Cheney. 4 MORE WARS!!!!
purdymouth
QUOTE (ShitEatingGrinner @ Jul 12 2004, 12:36 AM)
QUOTE
I strongly agee that a 3rd Party is needed, but now is not the time.
The first objective is to get those neo-cons (Repubs) out of power.
Second objective is to change the balance of power in Congress.
We are currently totally Republican: White House, Senate, House.
Few people seem to be focused on the need to change the reps of Senate/House.


No, no, no. Vote for Bush. Creative Destruction is coming. The end of the Empire is at hand. There is no way possible to get back to those principles(Libertarian) because they never existed. The U.S. has been an empire and has behaved like an empire since its inception. Manifest Destiny is as emperial a policy as they come. Perhaps some series of events in the future might prepare an environment where these principles can be realized. But only if you vote for Bush. A facist crackdown is the only thing that might anger and awaken people enough to overthrow the velvety chains of their pleasant, TV-addled slavery. Go Bush-Cheney. 4 MORE WARS!!!!

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constantpated
Momentum for a third party? Framework to analyze Streisand's use of the Jefferson quote.
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