Lighten up for the Lord.

Welcome to Rapture Central. Your one stop shop for all things Rapture
related.

Yes fellow Rapturites, now you have a friend to help you prepare for that
glorious day, so close at hand.

As you know the end times are upon us. The rapture, say halleluiah, is just
around the corner. Its time for all good God fearing evangelicals to rid
themselves of their, soon to be, worthless earthly burdens.

And what better way to say "Take me up oh Lord" then to give away all those
sin laden possessions that you have accumulated on this wicked earth.

We at Rapture Central will help you in all aspects of cleansing yourself of
such worldly and immoral possessions such as your house, your cars, your
land, jewelry and that most worthless of all earthly trappings, your cash.

And you will be eternally comforted to know that those taking possession of
your earthly belongings are truly unsaved. The persons who will receive
title to your belonging are bound by strong conviction to never accept the
Lord Jesus Christ as their own personal savior. You can be assured that
these thoroughly depraved and immoral lost soles will not have a last minute
change of hart and accept the Lord.

Rest easier knowing your evil earthly frills will only add the anguish and
teeth gnashing of the unsaved as they burn in eternal damnation on an earth
ruled by the fallen angel, Lucifer.

Sorry to tell you, but God is dead. About 150 years back he was replaced by money.

Man, every time I stop by here, I'm all alone. Nobody else around.

Where did they all go?