thie following joke is perfect for this site.

I heard it in a public restroom between two redneck joe 6 pac types.

Seems the sheep are catching on to the value of a dollar too.

THE JOKE:


three truckers, all taking a dump at a rest stop.

trucker in the middle stall taps on the divider on his left and says " hey mack, I got no butt paper here, you got any I could use.

trucker on the left says "sorry man none here either."

so he taps on the divider on his right and before he can ask, the trucker on his right says " sorry .. ain't no butt paper here.

after a long moment of silence... he says " either of you guys got change for a five.

There is another version that goes like this:

The second guy says, "Just use a dollar."

A moment later when they are all at the sink the guy looks at the hand of the paper requestor and asks, "Why didn't you use a dollar?"
The unfortunate one responds "I did, 3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickel."