I like to think I'm a loyal and card carrying member of the 21st century club....cognitive revolutionary to the core..
Its no use...no sooner does this illusion waft up in front of me,as if the ghost of Chanukah past, when once again, my recalcitrant H-P printer kicks its heels way up in the air and makes aerial merriment with my unreachable AOL radio.....
Both of these unwilling and unservicable electronic servants remind me that I actually shook hands with my Zaida(g'father to you New Testament Votaries) who was actually born in the mid -late nineteenth century...
And despite my pridefilled delusions of early twenty-first century membership Im in actuality a fossil remnant of the early twentieth..
Am I unhappy at this revelation of my spiritual dismemberment????? As if like Ruth amidst alien corn???Like a neurosthenic Samson ,eyeless in Gaza???
No,because:
No Jew is ever entitled to feeling unhappy at his destiny....the only alternative he/she has is exculpatorily pleading his case before G** every Yom Kippur...
Anyway,once again into the breach,attempting to report on modern advances...
I have discovered the earliest part of the solution to the energy shortage, Yes here I am the New Columbus.....News
The answer to energy shortage is reflected in my daughters getting a flashlight..not an ordinary flashlight but one with an LED bulb...
"Big deal" I hear the crowd roar; like Columbus himslf hes rediscovering Amrerica....
No,mon freres, its the revelation that these relativly ancient micro-candlepowered bulbs are now being tweaked into posessing powers of luminescensce, heretofore unacheivable, and begin to represent the future elimination of the need for millions and millions of barrels of oil....
And a Merry Merrry Chritmas to one and all
beardrech